The week's only half over, if you're Canadian, there's no turkey in your future, and it's the middle of God's hated month - November.
Here on Wearing the Wig we're going to brighten up your Wednesday with a short list of things we (me) be diggin' in order to put a positive spin on this butthole of a day.
First: Apartment Therapy's tips on how to make your house look cleaner than it is, is GENIUS. Dishes stashed in the stove - YES! Also, the comments section is full of good info (and makes me glad I don't own cats)
Second: The best saying related to putting men in the "friend" zone that I've heard- and it's in sampler-form! You can buy it here.
Third: Anytime I'm having a bad day, I just listen to this rendition of the 20th Century Fox Theme as played by a recorder.
Fourth: I'm really really hoping this place has the straight-up goods on poutine. Grabbing a quick dinner there tonight - will report back if not immediately admitted to hospital for heart murmurs.
And, finally: Is there anything better than Donald Trump getting schooled by the head of UNICEF? No, no there is not.
Happy hump day, kids!